Salam Sejahtera Anak-Anak Didikku !

Kepada semua pelajar 5BD, 5BJ dan 5BT  yang cikgu kasihi dan sayangi,
Bertemu dengan kalian merupakan sesuatu yang bermakna bagi cikgu.
PERPISAHAN ini perlu diterima dengan redha, kehidupan mesti diteruskan kerana masih banyak cabaran yang akan kita hadapi…

Hayatilah kata-kata ini,

Ambillah kala untuk berfikir..kerna itu ialah sumber kekuatan…

Ambillah kala untuk bermain..kerna itu ialah kunci masa muda…
Ambillah kala untuk berdoa..kerna itu ialah sumber ketenangan…
Ambillah kala untuk belajar..kerna itu ialah sumber kebijaksanaan…
Ambillah kala untuk mencintai & dicintai..kerna itu satu anugerah...
Ambillah kala untuk bersahabat..kerna itu jalan kebahagiaan…
Ambillah kala untuk tertawa..kerna itu ia menggetarkan hati…
Ambillah kala untuk bersyukur..kerna itu membuat hidup bererti…
Ambillah kala untuk bekerja..kerna itu ialah nilai keberhasilan…
Ambillah kalau untuk beramal..kerna itu ialah kunci ke syurga…

Ambillah kala untuk memberi..kerna itu kunci kepada menerima...

Ambillah kala untuk menghargai ibu bapa.. kerna tanpa MEREKA, kamu sesungguhnya tidak akan dapat MENGECAPI HIDUP !

Semoga Cemerlang Dalam SPM  2015 !

wiesukhihotu Din Daeng !

Dedaun Itu

Dedaun itu,

Menari-nari mengikut rentak alunan bayu.

Sesegar di dini hari,

Meliuk lentuk tanpa sebarang sangsi,

Melambai-lambai menjenguk ativiti manusia.

Dedaun Itu,

Mengingatkan aku akan akar lingkar dan kusutnya,

Umpama umat manusia yg hidup dalam kekusutan,

Manusia hilang perahu hidupnya,

Bagai biduk dilanda badai,

Terdampar dan tersadai di tebing.

Dedaun itu,

Mengingatkan aku akan perjalanan hidupku,

Mengingatkan aku tentang masa silamku,

Mengingatkan aku tentang masa depanku,

Masih kelam dan berkabut,

Entah di manakah perhentiannya ?

Tak ku ketahui,

Bakal gugur menyembah bumi,

Resah gelisah aku.

Dedaun itu,

Kering setelah bugarnya,

Tandus setelah  segarnya,

Kontang setelah  tempohnya,

Layu setelah kembangnya,

Bak manusia di duniawi,

Terbang kembali kepada penciptanya,

Dedaun itu,

Cerminan kehidupan aku,

Cermin sompek dan cacat,

Menggambarkan pohon usia manusia,

Pada akhir usia bongkok manusia,

Roh tercabut dan melayang,

Ke alam yang fana,

Mati dan hidup semula,

Abadi.

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.


Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are..?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Did you get 5000 ?


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The correct answer is actually 4100

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?

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NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of  sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

err.... Ini ada rahsia besar

STERI : Abang tau tak..
SUAMI : Tak tau.. apa dia?
ISTERI : Saya bukan nak cakap besar..dulu sebelum saya kawin ngan abang.. banyak lelaki yg datang meminang saya tapi semua saya tolak kecuali abang
SUAMI : Milah.. abang pun bukan nak cakap besar.. dulu sebelum abang kawin ngan awak banyak awek yg abang pinang tapi semua menolak kecuali awak
ISTERI : Huh!?

Keluarga Ujang

Ujang sedang di interview di sebuah syarikat :

Pegawai : Nama saudara siapa ?
Ujang : “ Ujang…”

Pegawai : “Cuba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!…
Ujang : “Saya 2 beradik.. adik saya masih belajar di Kampung.. Orang Tua saya tinggal orang negeri sembilan.. Nenek dan Datok saya dari belah ayah tinggal di Perlis… Nenek dan Datuk dari belah Ibu pula tinggal di Melaka.. , tapi datok saya dah meninggal..,Bapak saudara dan mak saudara semua tinggal di Melaka..
Pegawai : “Apakan saudara boleh berbahasa inggeris ?
Ujang : “Yes .. i am … “
Pegawai : “now tell me about your family in English !!… “
Ujang : “Sorry sir .. i don’t have family in English … they’re all living in Malaysia”

GAG........

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital  while waiting for their wives birth giving. 

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "congratulation, you got twins!".

"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers ". 

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy, "congratulation! you have triplets!" 

"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy.   "I am working for 3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy,  "Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"

"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry. why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"